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Nine fun things to do during an exam

  1. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking". Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
  2. Find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
  3. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
  4. Rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas. " ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
  5. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
  6. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
  7. Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
  8. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day, then Answer the exam with the "Top Ten Reasons Why Professor xxxx is a Terrible Teacher".
  9. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam, Try to get people in the room to do the wave...


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